To the editor:
I would like to thank all my fellow Caucasians who helped organize this year's Frontier Fiesta.
It looks to be another great year of white people drinking and shamelessly proclaiming the joys of rape, murder and racial domination.
Together, we Anglos can rekindle the spirit of imperialism and maintain our God-given positions as world oppressors.
Remember, Frontier Fiesta is not just an excuse to get plastered and hear free music.
Rather, it is an opportunity to celebrate the systematic takeover of the world.
We have not yet begun to fight! White power!
Doug Shields
sophomore, physics