'Party hearty ... fear nothing'

I live my life in a perpetual state of fear. The Man is after me. My editor in chief, Brandon Moeller, is also hunted down by The Man. The nihilistic presence of The Man is but one of the many things that keeps me in a constant state of cat-like readiness.
 

Gore has no respect for the law

The general mantra of both the Green Party and the Reform Party during the 2000 campaign season was that there was no difference between the two major parties and that therefore the voters deserved alternatives.
 

The American Lie

One of the most common values in American society today is the "American Dream." To analyze it we must first ask the question, "What is the 'American Dream?'" For most, it is the hope to one day get married and have children, to have a well-paying, enjoyable career and a nice, big house in a safe, secure neighborhood, with a white picket fence and the family dog in the backyard.
 
 

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